THE BOOK - CLUB MIILFF
WHAT'S DOING BUBBALA! It's your favorite formerly-Ultra-Orthodox-now-living-my-best-gay-life CEO/writer/performer/comedian/Mom, Leah Forster! You know how they say write what you know? Well, I took every wild thing I've lived through - from arranged marriage to corporate climb to coming out - threw in some Meryl Streep energy, added a dash of 'rich moms gone rogue,' and BOOM! Created the most deliciously scandalous book of 2024: CLUB M.I.L.F.F.!
Think about it - what happens when you throw a formerly Hasidic lesbian powerhouse, a polyamorous writer, and a vaping Russian bombshell into a pole-dancing yoga class? They get recruited into Manhattan's most exclusive women's club, where "M.I.L.F.F." stands for "Mothers Interested in Launching Financial Freedom" (not what you were thinking, you meshuggeneh!). Run by an elegant but mysterious queen bee (written with Meryl Streep in my dreams) and her perfectly polished daughter, this club promises to turn every mom into a mogul. But when members start disappearing faster than challah at a Shabbos table, our girls realize something sinister is brewing behind those designer doors.
Listen, this isn't your typical empowerment story - it's about reclaiming power, finding your voice, and maybe learning some questionable pole dancing moves along the way! I packed it with everything: corporate schemes that'd make Wolf of Wall Street blush, secret romances that'll have you kvelling, a fierce trans club owner who runs the hottest spot in town, a wedding planner who can coordinate everything except her own love life, and plot twists sharper than my grandmother's side-eye! Plus, there's an epilogue that sets up book two in a way that'll leave you plotzing! So grab your copy, tell your friends, and let's show the world what happens when mothers reclaim their power - and their labels. Because if we can take back "queer," you better believe we can own "MILFF"!
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